エリザベス (blizzardblossom) wrote,
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Dinner Table Discussions of Perk Family

I love dinnertime sometimes. This time. Haha.

I almost died laughing.

My brother and I have this habit of making fun of our dad...

He was saying, "You know that on average, the Dutch have the highest IQ's of all of Europe"

My brother "Ohhhhhh!!! You being arroGANT! Ohhh!!!"

Me: Smirk

Dad: "No I wasn't implying my IQ was THAT high"

My brother: "Yeah sure. We knew what you were thinking"

Dad: "My IQ's not high enough to make up for the rest of the population"

My brother: "Hahaha. But you do not deny your IQ is high huh?"

Dad: "My IQ would have to be a million to make a difference"

Me: "So you're saying your IQ is nine hundred ninety-nine thousand nine hundred ninety-nine. Right? :P"

Dad: "The two of you don't understand statistics very well. Do you?"

*Disclaimer: All dialogue was transcribed a full hour later. Details are slightly rendered or forgotten. There was a lot more to this too, but the general gist is good enough for an entry. :D

My dad is so stuck up ^,^ It makes me laugh in my soul.
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